Some snatches of overheard and misheard cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s existential angst is centred around the sound of the word ‘bobbins’.
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‘Joe, I’m slippy on the bin slot.’
‘It was an algus dinner.’
‘That’s proper lee age you know…’
‘She down Rollo du-jan knot.’
‘It’s a cigarette we hate Tony.’
‘No no, you herald it!’
‘Just spread the button.’
‘Morpeth? – You’re weird!’
‘A little bit that’s supposed to couple eh?’
‘Yes, yes, yes, a pack of cards Ann.’
‘I was only trying my signature.’
‘Pass it home in my bed tonight.’
‘A trefenester cheese photo?’
‘The worst of them are in the langanner shop.’
‘It was really lack-duster…’
‘It’s spirit to a lady!’
‘He was on his way out with a cello.’
‘Walking past in a dooler.’
‘No, it will squash smooth again Brian.’
‘A putterist?…’
‘I know that! I know that!…’
‘Contour, contour, then flash!’
‘It was an Irish sort of smell Steve.’

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About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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3 Responses to Some snatches of overheard and misheard cafe conversation…

  1. ‘A trefenester cheese photo?’ Trefenester is a nice word. I wonder what meaning we could assign to it. Also, bobbins…..I do like bobbins, have quite a few of them, mostly unused but pretty nontheless.

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