Some snatches of overheard and misheard cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s slow motion image is that of a pink balloon of water landing and bursting on the bonnet of a grey 1960s Rolls Royce Phantom V… (RR)

‘Holy seraphim!…’
‘It’s a mile left-handed business-wise!’
‘The debt behind our back?’
‘Julia she knows I banty now.’
‘Trim Indus appin der year so far John.’
‘A brand new mo, and everything!…’
‘Balance Alan, balance!…’
‘He lives it, but with loads of keys.’
‘Not a comfortable thing, conversation…’
‘I admit it is a diff-clee…’
‘Porcelain duck Patrick?’
‘Did bop steen? I think he said “oh”…’
We do need a violin Tony.’
‘We are expected at System House with a youthful engineer.’
‘No, just slip it in your pocket.’
‘This is a roll-tip liability Eve…’
‘Do you know do, know?…’
‘The baby now terror, just parrot the directions to them.’
‘Pissed off at Christmas?’
‘A lucky escape wishful?’
‘Check them off and eventually square up!’
‘Sheddoo great bang, but don’t buy me one…’

If you would like some information on how these lines are collected, you could click here.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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2 Responses to Some snatches of overheard and misheard cafe conversation…

  1. ktz2 says:

    That Patrick, putting on airs with his la-de-da porcelain duck

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