Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s existential angst is centred around the sound of the word ‘giggle’.

‘Age headmen do make sure Jenifer…’
‘Suck Ouch Farm?’
‘Make you very much which way the bell went.’
‘Speem! It’s total crapness asking me Jerry.’
‘We were unrelenting, again.’
‘Look, here is the gate, I’m not gay!’
‘Harder nuclear than everyone else.’
‘She’s casually Spanish…’
‘Stephen, you are kidding – my sister just sat around?’
‘Improvisation peach-space?’
‘I did freshness, and then stopped it.’
‘General enjoyment, contours are poison!’
‘This occurs in nature too.’
‘Sugar imbecile!…’
‘Shall I take the tape off for you Davy?’
‘Ninety-nine point nine point nine, I’m sure now.’
‘Fanny job cot?…’
‘You know, something for a chin…’
‘A scent photo?’
‘What a porp!…’
‘Skoonie mean no bloody point!’
‘Gweneth Poody?…’
‘He was impish in flannel, yes, yes!…’
‘Quietly academically?…’
‘No, avoid the floor Jack, just paper it up…’

If you would like to know how these lines are collected you could click here.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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2 Responses to Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

  1. ‘She’s casually Spanish…’ as opposed to formally being a fine upstanding member of the European Union. 🙂

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