Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s existential angst is centred around the sound of the word ‘tresses’.
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‘So you see, now they’ve got five bindings.’
‘A fork in awe Cracksie, look on the side.’
‘Beth Knee-Hoffer?’
‘Ex-set the good neither juice Brad!’
‘Bobby, it’s a garderland now, knock knock!’
‘What is a knob-score?’
‘Mickey was more than now!’
‘The thousands were before it.’
‘My jaw dropped calm!…’
‘Are you on tea now Dorothy?’
‘Don’t you come verbs with me!’
‘But all the crumbs were in front.’
‘It’s a dirty business back in the corner.’
‘Spore?… No.’
‘Karl, it’s a trot-collar!’
‘Loose cylinder?’
‘Wizzy-miser pop there?
‘You must just stretch for it Gordon.’
‘A fibre raid?… Today?’
‘Smett, the Australia that I know.’
‘A glarser vorange?’
‘I say whop the fool from here to there.’
‘I do that, but I always check it first…’
‘It was a cringing and creeping thing…’
‘I have Paul Gramme this afternoon.’
‘A tooled ruler, brown bread, and rubber.’
‘Steven, it was a line-of-thought wheel.’

For some information on how these lines are compiled you could click here.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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3 Responses to Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

  1. “My jaw dropped calm” now thats a new one…most people’s jaw drops in shock, so I’m curious as to a calm jaw drop. (Oh dear, the phrase “slack jawed” comes to mind now!) I also really like “‘But all the crumbs were in front.’
    ‘It’s a dirty business back in the corner.’ That made me laugh thinking (bizarrely) of a mouse-hole and a tiny human maid sweeping up after the little mouse kids!

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