Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s very amusing joke is the one about the Prime Minister calling a general election.
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‘She had toffee heels?…’
‘From Bridlington to roost, magnifique too much!’
‘Diane Poost and the dandruff roots.’
‘It’s really a stice one Joan…’
‘Wan mouth to say, I’m sorrier…’
‘It’s a loop presser Malcolm.’
‘I liked the peppered jeans part as well.’
‘A narrow elfin one?’
‘You bandy your mother, but who is the bargain?’
‘Yoppy-yow – the fruiterer…’
‘You call Carol a nosey one, a west one!’
‘A parting ball hospital?’
‘Like a slice of regular? Yes!’
‘Demi-kidders?’
‘I think it’s 173 Phil, but not properly.’
‘I think coal once at a time now.’
‘A bubble turn?’
‘No, they were just fried like that.’
‘Oggy mugger dep, it’s an owl job for you.’
‘You don’t tell Scarlet I’m like that!’
‘It was two of his to my one, my one!’
‘It was just a light cough.’
‘I can’t breath that far ahead…’

For some information on how these lines are compiled you could click here.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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