So, what is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s ancient Egyptian deity, appearing in the form of a long-horned ram with Atef crown and sun-disc headdress, is the God Herishef from Herakleopolis, his attributes are: primal force, creator, and solar. (Herishef)
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It’s why we do it! – amazing coverage! – now get a natural glow! – love it, or your money back! – just imagine what it’s like! – it’s zero sugar – Mitsubishi plug-in hybrid – a heavy cold or flu strikes! – a personalised card – for lasting freshness! – a runny nose? – yes, free dining! – trying to do too many things? – iconic stunts! – ‘free’ is always good! – clean everywhere! – one powerful combination! – get the feeling – there are no cords to hold you back – embedded pet hair? – guaranteed over-50s life cover – you could be owed up to £7,000! – the real action starts Sunday – horse riding 50% off! – romantic gifts – fine dust from deep down – plus extra savings on windows and doors! – great ingredients – your hunger for gossip – it fights cold and flu symptoms! – you’ll love the feeling! – little holes in the dentine…

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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5 Responses to So, what is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…

  1. Dana Doran says:

    You have problems that you don’t even know about and you need stuff to fix ’em. I did notice that not one advertisement refers to internet and “gig” speed. I guess that’s the difference between television (big brother) here in the US and over there in Dulltown – – – we’re all supposed to be hung up on just how fast we can get to the fake news interrupts or download a movie on your phone while driving at 70 mph…it’s a complicated algebraic equation…one of those, if a train leaves the station at 2 pm (dot dot dot). Drug companies spend an enormous amount of advertising dollars on a new drug that lets you live longer, if you have been told you will soon die (although the possible side effects, a seemingly endless list, includes sudden death!). Apparently you can carry on as if you aren’t going to die in the next day because the woman they show gets out of bed in the morning and goes to work! She’s obviously a professor (smart woman) leading a “normal” life while dying instead of lying in hospital dying. It costs a million dollars a year to take it. Which begs the question, if you were spending a million dollars a year to stay alive, would you go to work? Say you were a ….. wait a minute, if you were working for a paycheck I’m thinking you’re not making enough to pay a million dollars a year. Ho! I’d rather have an embedded pet hair problem!

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