Just hold this for a moment would you?…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s sound is that of a crystal chandelier falling from a great height onto a display of nice Ming vases.

Some things that you might be embarrassed to be seen carrying around in your town centre. (All items must be in plain sight, not wrapped up or hidden away in bags or boxes.)

An eight-foot rough wooden model of the Eiffel Tower.
A blue glass lantern from over the door of a police station.
A large wicker basket with a snorting live pig in it.
A galvanised metal bucket full of steaming hot minestrone soup.
A white twin-neck electric guitar with bass and 12 string necks.
A halberd.
Assorted limbs and heads from five different mannequins.
Two pairs of lead-soled divers’ boots.
A full-size red and blue striped jousting lance.
Two replicas of Duchamp’s ‘Fountain’.
A ten-foot long over-the-shoulder wooden cross.
A tangled ball of string the size of a small car.
A side of beef still dripping blood.
Two live anacondas.
Five brightly coloured 1970s ‘Afro’ wigs.
A pair of stuffed swordfish in a glass case.
A smiling Colonel Sanders plywood cut-out head.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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2 Responses to Just hold this for a moment would you?…

  1. Claudia says:

    And you have seen them all? Ha!

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