Just a few snatches of overheard and misheard cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s elephant in the room is the one embarrassing everyone by telling dirty jokes about chimps and orangutans.

‘It was like walking spores Terry…’
‘Tried to catch a gown down.’
‘I’m starting to get starps now!’
‘A French fridge, something civilised.’
‘The water slums?…’
‘You – candy brain!…’
‘…and I got you a little joke Barbara.’
‘Pond, pond, and Friday!’
‘A lake pomaded alcohol syndrome?’
‘It was black and white magnanimity.’
‘No, but I heard a clang in the morning.’
‘Darling fudge-da…’
‘Addy-adjusta, it was knotty culture Jean-Paul.’
‘Yes, but stood right there in high heels!’
‘She dud in dud patch again.’
‘Just stay posh!’
‘They have special machines do it for you.’
‘Which hand is stronger?!’
‘An £8 note?’
‘Well, I think they are cool.’
‘It’s obviously a make when I get herm.’
‘A flimmy breeze?’
‘Bernard, I hear leather…’

For information on how these lines are compiled you could click here.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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9 Responses to Just a few snatches of overheard and misheard cafe conversation…

  1. Jnana Hodson says:

    Great lines. Never hear stuff like that around here. Alas.

  2. Dana Doran says:

    Mengineering? I can’t imagine why that term has not been coined. Except….well, never mind.

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