Some snatches of overheard and misheard cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s financial forecast is for rich people to be thin and healthy and poor people to be really really fat and ugly.
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‘No no, I’m not laughing at you!’
‘You want deja?…’
‘I paint athletics.’
‘There was a bird on the end Simon.’
‘I try to make V-V-V nasal…’
‘Rorritz?…’
‘It’s not just when I theorise you know!’
‘Barbara in a horrible car?’
‘A maze me…’
‘Any pale white? You are weird!’
‘No, really?… Busty Sondheim?’
‘It was only when I was watering.’
‘Guilty or sad, I hope, I hope, I hope…’
‘Terri, this tune is no words!’
‘No, I will not do boxes!’
‘A, or R, or A…?’
‘The words were on a weekly style.’
‘I use you awake you know.’
‘Rust just waits…’
‘So hard my heart!’
‘A worm-term, I will make safety.’
‘It was an effect in my devotion Terri.’
‘The worst thing is in the afternoon.’
‘Those poor rehearsal victims.’
‘Will you on me for you?’
‘When reading on a club bus.’
‘A no-go butter-pack?

For some information on how these lines are complied you could click here.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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3 Responses to Some snatches of overheard and misheard cafe conversation…

  1. “The words were on a weekly style” is interesting! Curious as to what kind of conversation THAT would entail, ha!

  2. Dana Doran says:

    I’ve awoken in such a strange place today (it’s 6:12 am here). Everything makes sense (as in, I was explaining my work to an ex-) except the “no-go butter-pack”…..oh dear! Now, I’ve stepped in it. I suspect coffee is in order….

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