Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s unusual pencil sharpener is the one shaped like the sound of an ancient dagger dropped onto a stone sarcophagus down in the Stygian crypt…

‘I wonder wide, I wonder wider…’
‘Now girl, I’m not going fool-oh…’
‘A jump-tea further California nuthin’.’
‘A long true lover, free me, free me!’
‘I don’t want weepy changes baby, no, no, no…’
‘It’s just the size of you, I see no reason why-e-eye…’
‘It’s just two nuts and a wheel now beef-baby!’
‘A long road… a seaplane… I never move girl!’
‘Baby groove, groove baby, go to the nose!’
‘Whoo-oo, whoo-oo, whoo-oo!’
‘Come here girl – now we are leather!’
‘Rolling tub, rolling tub. Da-da day!… Da-da day!…’
‘Yeah, yeah, you a meanie – think I seen you coming.’
‘It’s later than doors girl – dreams, trees, and all kinds of me…’
‘Notice something babe – the bee move canopy go.’
‘I weed myself, cool, cool, cool…’
‘You know I was down in the seeds. Oh no, coo-coo!’
‘Scarborough baby – somethin’s devil-rolling now!’
‘It was just a rope in the air, in the air – years ago…’
‘Holy glow ice-cream! I’m leavin’!…’
‘We don’t need a goat! Clear dear, rock ‘n’ roll!’
‘We all bitsy bruise tree-beat!…’

For some information of how these lines are compiled you could click here.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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6 Responses to Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

  1. ktz2 says:

    oooh holy glow ice cream. my favorite and yes, we Do need a goat hhaha

  2. Dana Doran says:

    California would be sorry to hear that….

  3. Scarborough, now there’s a place and a half! Perhaps not a place that the devil would frequent, mind you, but its lovely! 🙂

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