A few short but pithy items…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s dictionary words are: handjar, hanch, hamshackle, hamose, handy-dandy, hanuman, and zorgite. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Should the professor turn up wearing a green rubber Godzilla costume you should not let this distract you from your studies, however the professor may conduct the lesson in monosyllabic guttural grunts, which might make comprehension unusually difficult…
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Excuses for being late. No. 342.
I’m sorry I’m late, but I was converting yards into metres and back again.

A single over heard remark:
‘I’ve had her birthday present a month now! Ha!…’

Whoa! Isn’t it funny when you’re sitting in a bus in the bus station listening to music on your headphones and someone in the distance, over there by the shops, starts dancing perfectly in time with your music?

‘So, how did he react to what you did?’
‘With sham pain!…’
‘Champagne? Well that’s pretty good!’
‘You think so?’
‘Of course…’

An observation:
Everyone in town today had surprised eyebrows – which was very odd because there was absolutely nothing in town to be surprised about…

Spam, spam, spam, spam… Oh good! Another piece of spam has popped up in my comments box! This one seems to be from someone called Jacklinux:
Wow, thi artticle iss nice, myy younger sister iss anaalyzing such things, thuhs I amm goingg to inform her. Wow, thjis piece oof writing its fastidious, myy sister iis analyzing these things thjs. I amm goiing to convey her. What’s up, I cgeck your blogs every week. Your wrijting style is awesome, krep it up!
Well, thank you Jacklinux, I think your writing style is pretty fastidious and awesome too – and I do hope to hear from you again soon.

Yes, I’m definitely thinking of changing my name to Ann Tarkticker.

A single overheard remark:
‘He used to see men in his garage…’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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2 Responses to A few short but pithy items…

  1. Those spam emails do make me laugh! Like with the dodgy phone calls, it would be fun to engage with them but I lack the wit and imagination, never mind trying to scrape the darn buggers off once you allow them to converse with you!

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