Some snatches of overheard and misheard cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s expletive was apparently a favourite of Queen Elizabeth 1 (1533 – 1603) – God’s death!
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 ‘I don’t care if you are right or wrong Tony!…’
‘Today I was mizz-rep…’
‘Well, Andrew, it’s a tassel now!’
‘Frame a goomin, and I still feel it.’
‘Carina Carina, expose my toes!…’
‘Tuesday, it was all the tarts…’
‘Bob was like one foot in the window…’
‘A school stud-piece?…’
‘In America it’s a diesel nurse.’
‘I never cease, so I run there now.’
‘…and then back to get more bloody wine.’
‘The muddy elves were at it again!’
‘It was all nine-nine again!’
‘Not a pen, another girl, and a knew-all…’
‘Sally, few would like to leave the hardy drawer…’
‘It was still to the end and wipe the memory.’
‘Just the wrinkle coat?’
‘It was junk head for a court drama…’
‘A light gondola dropped…’
‘Two hearts – fantastic!…’
‘Bees on my sleeve and it was raspberry blue.’
‘Like a pig now!… Now!…’
‘All the drift logs and then a torrid villa…’
‘With just the bottom part clothed Morris.’

For some information on how these lines are compiled you could click here.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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7 Responses to Some snatches of overheard and misheard cafe conversation…

  1. Love it, it has a feeling like we’re back in time fighting for the honor of Comte Lautreamont against arrogant scum who defiled him (bar fight)

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