Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s colours are: bunkum beige, ratatouille red, yawl yellow, operatic orange, blister black, and topographical turquoise.

‘Open up your melody to me!’
‘Such a beautiful wade, du du du du du…’
‘When you find out love is dunking slyly.’
‘Meeby-Q babe, do you need my Strepsils?’
‘I’m talking about a lobe I feel girl.’
‘Shoe baby, shoe baby, what do I do with pens?’
‘S’cool – I eat a loada crisps now.’
‘You got burnt dollars, burnt dollars, burnt dollars…’
‘Droop down and lope girl!…’
‘Then you see the signs – and a shadow bun too.’
‘You got gas – I feel the vibe!’
‘I see the fleas and the cheesy wine, oh yeah!’
‘Here come the gannets!…’
‘Toothy earth! Toothy earth!.’
‘Noo noo noo noo, come down dong-dong!’
‘The knees are all over now…’
‘She don’t care, but I love my real day so.’
‘You gotta spoon there, but just a winter daydream all.’
‘When I seen your pistol, I wanna moo…’
‘A smile won’t keep – leather leather leather.’
‘It’s a tope joke – snap it on me!’
‘An acu-punch in the heather, no no…’
‘I’m working up a suitcase inside.’

For some information on how these lines are compiled you could click here.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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1 Response to Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

  1. Sharon Mann says:

    Hahaha, I do think the heard lyrics are much better than the original one.

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