Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s specially selected adjectives are: prudish, araeometrical, suberous, venatorial, strophic, and buttery. Me, I’d settle for ‘buttery’…
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‘You, you, you! Stop your message girl!…’
‘I’m on the shore – I see my closet with you…’
‘All the ducks, they have their day, have their day…’
‘Oh my sansy, sitting in sense, in incense…’
‘Boola-ruler, booler-ruler, boola-ruler…’
‘Slow now, slow now, slow as Stacy…’
‘All that we do – wealth is in stitches babe.’
‘Smell the beer, the bees, the friends we have made.’
‘Ah, she’s a palm, rustling, rustling, rustling…’
‘I am Sterling – I booze around the park…’
‘Mordena, your peaches are wide – aha!…’
‘The bleeder wants you now, you green old world.’
‘Grab your heart, I’m gonna make you a tissue strange.’
‘Your tussles are braided in a self-like loop.’
‘The way you treat me, you run out of glue girl.’
‘Oh, oh, you wobbly boaters!…’
‘You spear my hooks in sunshine, oh yeah, oh yeah…’
‘Down with palings – come on sanitation!’
‘Baby, I’m an ape-ball – mother me, mother me!…’
‘Diddle-iddle-it-dit, diddle-iddle-it-dit!’
‘A rubber ring – a velvet – a whistle – it’s coming…’
‘Groovin’ on! Groovin’ on!…’

For some information on how these lines are compiled you could click here.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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2 Responses to Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

  1. Sharon Mann says:

    These are so funny, “Baby, I’m an ape-ball”, my favorite.

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