Just a few pithy items…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s two words that are difficult to say when glued together are: spam queue, spam queue, spam queue, spam queue…
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Excuses for being late. No. 360.
I’m sorry I’m late, but I was delayed by an outbreak of St Elmo’s fire. (St E’s F)

A single overheard remark:
‘I had to go for a really gross scan…’

Today’s old record that it would be really uncool to like is Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran Duran. (HLTW)

He had a mouth that had been shaped by many many years of saying the word ‘no’.

Yes, I know, it is a bit odd isn’t it?
What is Dave?
Well, the way I always start my daily blog off with:
But first… and then:
Dulltown, UK: Today’s…

Then, for some reason, I fence that section off with a row of those >>>>>> things.
I have always done it… I suppose this part, this preface, might be there to compensate for my lack of confidence in the writing of the main body of the post – perhaps if people don’t like the main thing at least they’ve had an amusing little titbit at the beginning – like a tasty starter, ahead of a pretty dull meal?…

An observation:
Everyone in town today had enormous eyelashes – not just the women… I think the council must be slipping something into the water…

How about an item of spam from this morning’s comments box?
This one seems to be from someone called Fox-will:
I amm suhre this article has tuched all tthe internjet viewers, itts reallpy reaply nixe artgicle oon bujilding up nnew website. It’s appropriate ttime tto make sokme plpans for thee futur and iit iis
time to bbe happy. I’ve rea thyis post and
iff I cokould I ant tto suggest youu ssome interesting  thigs or tips. Mabe youu ccan wriote nezt articles refrrring tto this article.
I want too rad evesn more thijngs aboht it! I couldd nnot revrain frim commenting. Well written!
Well, thank you Fox-will, I appreciate your kind comments, and I will certainly bear in mind what you have said, and as you see, this article does refer to the one you liked. Please don’t hesitate to get in touch again, your writing style is an inspiration!

Yes, I’m thinking of changing my name to N Duppin-Dett.

A single overheard remark:
‘Just look at all me arms Terri!…’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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9 Responses to Just a few pithy items…

  1. Sharon Mann says:

    A good laugh, here is a new design for you beginning preface..<<>> – <<>>

  2. ktz2 says:

    There’s that word I like.. pithy ! Here it is again– pithy pithy pithy

  3. ktz2 says:

    Besides the word just being a strange one, I also imagine it being said by someone with a lisp, who’s meaning to say a different word.
    Ok then, no more ‘pithy’ from me, enough is enough..haha

  4. Jheron Bash says:

    In what way is “spam queue” difficult to say?

  5. Jheron Bash says:

    I did indeed – that’s why I asked …

  6. Dave Whatt says:

    Well done indeed!
    I could only manage the first two of the four of them.

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