A festive use for burnt-out electric bulbs…..

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s unusual pencil sharpener is the one shaped like Clint Eastwood’s 357 Magnum revolver.
Please note: This sharpener cannot be used for short pencils.

It’s a rather boring looking book really, a drab red fabric cover and a dirty cream coloured spine. It probably once had a nice dust jacket printed in full colour, which unfortunately is now long gone. Yes, another cheap old junk shop book from my modest collection – The 1954 Gadgets AnnualSpecially compiled by W. N. Shaw from features published in the Gadgets Magazine.
It was produced by POSTLIB Publications of Kingsbury, London. N. W. 9.

Ah, Britain in the 1950s, when the madness and style of the 1960s was just a tiny bright coloured light on the horizon. A world of tweed jackets, slacks, smart polished brown brogues, nice flowery full frocks, ladies’ hair in ‘pageboy’ and bobs, and men smoking pipes as they lurked and pottered in garden sheds – and someone called Elvis Presley with a guitar and glint in his eye was waiting in the wings…
Let’s have a look through these smelly pages and see what sort of things were available to make, or tinker with, to improve one’s life in 1954:
A Gadget For Drying Films, An Easy-Fix For rubber Bands, A Modified Coat Hanger, Use Double Crayons – Long Seam Soldering Simplified, A Dustproof Storage Jar, A Festive Use For Burnt-Out Electric Bulbs, A Splendid Moth-Ball Storer… etc.
Let’s examine this item on page 29:

‘Yes dear?’
‘This tea – is it the one we usually get?’
‘Of course dear.’
‘Well, to me, it tastes a bit, er…’
‘Yes dear?’
‘You’ve just eaten an Extra Strong Mint.’
‘Ah… that’ll be it then… Madge…’
‘Yes dear?’
‘There’s a marvellous thing, here in my magazine.’
‘Your silly Gadgets Magazine?’
‘Yes… I mean no, it’s not silly at all, it’s very interesting… Look at this – it would be a boon in the kitchen!’
‘A boon?’
‘Yes, for reaching for things high up, without bothering to go out and get the steps out from the garage.’
‘You can store things in it too! What a very novel idea!’
‘What sort of things?’
‘Things… anything, just to get them out-of-the-way – we always need storage space.’
‘I see…’
‘I wonder if we have any of that rubber sheet left in the shed?’
‘Yes dear?’
‘Suppose it was full of things…’
‘…and we wanted to take it into the hall to stand on, to change a light bulb.’
‘Now think, if it was full of things, how heavy it would be – and, how would you get hold of it… to carry it?’
‘Perhaps we could slide it into the hall?…’
‘Are you serious Albert?’
‘No, not really dear…’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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5 Responses to A festive use for burnt-out electric bulbs…..

  1. Ahhhh, Albert & Madge, utterly adorable! maybe Albert could attach some little wheels on it…no wait, that wouldn’t work at ALL, silly me! I suppose the best thing would be just to leave the steps empty, which defeats the multi use purpose. Hmmm things were a bit complicated back then, weren’t they…….!

  2. twallisstone says:

    Delightful – but not light when full… Great post!

  3. I spotted that flaw too. I hope it wasn’t a trick question.

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