Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first,
Dulltown, UK: Today’s colours are: prozymite pink, yurt yellow, bugong blue, atrabilious azure, frippery fawn, and a delicate sort of off-white.

‘It’s challenge time!…’
‘He was running the chops Danny.’
‘Er, ner, ner, that’s an interesting one Chris!’
‘Aha, a truth tooth.’
‘A fair wind, oh Jesus!’
‘Two in the corner and a useful cope pocket.’
‘The man from the pork shore?’
‘The balls are on the line Thomas.’
‘It was a strong divertinger.’
‘An astonishing miss, a non-mattress.’
‘Have you seen my numb pectoy?’
‘It’s like watching pottery.’
‘Just burger on! Got your sugar now?’
‘It dropped two floors, and he wouldn’t choir any more.’
‘A steady word and then he turned lemon on us!’
‘It was level soup – ha ha ha ha ha…’
‘It was the olmer’s gown – half ten, half one.’
‘Next week he gets a door!…’
‘Mudlings will return, I’m sure.’
‘Dicky danger!…’
‘There was a wood pain officer, and four people.’
‘The so-called git-girls from Harrogate Sarah.’
‘Paul, just get the wardrobes in!…’

For some information on how these lines are compiled you could click here.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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8 Responses to Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

  1. Dana Doran says:

    Yes, it is like watching pottery….. Oh, I really might use that one today!

  2. Sharon Mann says:

    Should we be worried if the Mudlings return? 🤪

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