Some snatches of overheard and misheard cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s ancient Egyptian deity is, the one appearing as a leonine dwarf, the god Bes. His associations are childbirth and the household. (Bes)
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‘Yes, she looked a real full blossom.’
‘I’m thinking of a pound – it’s psychology Don!’
‘What? A performance doctor?’
‘I’m consistently under the hot-light, like Jubes.’
‘It was like the tip off the old brick Mark.’
‘He looks so animal – sports car, you know…’
‘He-her, he-her, he-her, by 6 pm we were in North Wales!’
‘I agreed to the voice thoroughly, all the way down.’
‘Scheme-oh! Oh, scheme-oh!’
‘No know what I now know Peter…’
‘Pollyflux and the graveyard set?…’
‘April kingdom and cake Kate?’
‘Panky moon and then game over!’
‘Haddy-bean and beef bixers stick in my mind now.’
‘Michael do pobbly – whatever! Ha ha ha!…’
‘I was lost in the maze of the fantastic!’
‘Beryl ran over, in a barge?…’
‘Paul, I’m not the world’s best towel avenger you know.’
‘It was devil-rush day Tuesday.’

For some information on how these lines are compiled, you could click here.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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3 Responses to Some snatches of overheard and misheard cafe conversation…

  1. Sharon Mann says:

    LOL…I think I’ll get lost in a maze in fantastic today.

  2. I like “‘April kingdom and cake Kate?’ Its Alice in Wonderland-ish. 🙂

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