Dreary scissors…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s carefully selected adjectives are: flippant, hydatoid, roysterous, xyridaceous, oblanceolate, scurfy, and rumbling.
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As I usually include an item of spam (from my comments box) when I am compiling one of my regular A Few Small, But Pithy Items posts, I have now to be on the lookout for, and collect the best spam items for future use – well, of course I don’t think I really mean ‘best’ – I probably mean ‘most amusing’ or perhaps ‘charmingly garbled’.
Here are a few spare ones for you:

Forumza:
Develop a calm saying. Many people make use of a good saying or affirmation that they can say repeatedly when they begin to feel really stressed. By reiterating the affirmation, it is possible to silence the better critical thoughts you might be experiencing concerning the condition. Next time you happen to be experiencing emphasised, attempt stating the affirmation ten times in a row.

Maurice D:
When fishing in cold weeks and especially when ice cubes sport fishing, put on a good amount of tiers and convey free clothing. You could always remove extra levels, nevertheless, you can’t place on outfits you didn’t provide. Sportfishing is often a moist enterprise, and also in the frosty, drenched clothing might be a fantastic. Exchange damp clothes.

Ubunt:
Effectively like Mommy said, after we love each other and love the world
that Jesus died for, that?’s a type of worship. After we take into consideration God and hearken to the sermon or in Sunday
College, that’s a manner of worshipping because
were studying how great God is and He likes that.
Or when we sit around and tell each other what the greatest issues about God are.
You understand how much you want listening to folks say how
smart or cute you boys are? Well God likes after we speak together about how nice He is? Daddy answered.

CurtisCem:
Although you may only need a quick snip of your clip, in no way use typical home or dreary scissors to slice the hair. Hair reducing must be carried out with specific and razor-sharp scissors or you threat harming it and organising away from all of your style. Look for inexpensive head of hair cutting scissors and reserve these to use for hair only.

Crougs:
To conclude, finesse and perseverance are important aspects of golfing. Getting the playing golf ball to arrive at the correct place in the eco-friendly, needs finger-eye coordination. Like a golfer’s abilities boost, he will become a far greater golfer gamer. Utilizing the guidance using this post, it is possible to boost your expertise and grow a better golfing gamer. Looking after your hair: address it like other people you know.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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9 Responses to Dreary scissors…

  1. Sharon Mann says:

    Lots of good advice this fine morning, I especially the like the fishing tips for clothing. haha

  2. Re Hair: I do like the turn of phrase “….or you threat harming it….” I can tell you that I threaten my hair on a daily basis, because it simply will not behave itself, and points up at all alarming angles! My hairdresser says its because I have a double crown (whatever that means), so I have to soothe it with warm water, shampoo, and a dollop of conditioner before going out n public. Diva hair, I’m telling you!

  3. “greater golfer gamer”. Love it. I may have gone wrong in my golf game because I did not understand the gamer part. After all, it was quite some time ago, we might not have had gamering then.

    • Dave Whatt says:

      Golf – what a bizarre thing it is anyway!…

      • I played a lot when I was young, including a league at work (we played nine holes on Tuesdays in summer after work, then sat around another hour or so for some liquid refreshment, a lot of fun…). The game is fine, it’s all the other stuff around it. I also worked at a golf club in college (swim coach and lifeguard) with nice view of the 16th fairway and all the weird outfits the people wore. After all, it was the 70’s…

      • Dave Whatt says:

        Sounds marvellous Claudia!… The nearest I’ve ever got to golf is reading old P G Wodehouse golfing stories…

  4. ktz2 says:

    many interestingly weird nuggets in these…When these folks translate their text from whatever language into English it’s always entertaining…. and by the way — ‘moist fishing’ hahaha

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