Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s carefully selected fish names are: the alewife, the black triggerfish, the chubsucker, the luminous hake, and the three toothed puffer.
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‘Meer hoop, no force field, no force field!’
‘Ah-ha! Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah…’
‘I ain’t got no tremors girl, only an inner riff.’
‘I’m a tunny fish, you better make mine cool!…’
‘Break my heart – my dogs plan for it…’
‘I’m praying right outside your name girl.’
‘Slow right down, I have a ready grill now!’
‘A tightrope in my dream – I’m in space-time trouble baby.’
‘You don’t ask about my side-winders no more…’
‘Tell me it’s flat – hold me, hold me, you chill wind.’
‘The sailors steer me home – whoo whoo whoo!’
‘Hopmo, hopmo, cool my halo – I love my thumb!’
‘You knocking more than I do, noyne, noyne, noyne…’
‘On a beach, I’m on a peach, na-na na-na na…’
‘The Natchez lipstick soup – yes, I go down shivering.’
‘Hairy ones easy ones, hairy ones easy ones…’
‘Whoo! Mouse holes, mouse holes! Your lids are warm again.’
‘Don’t be shy, a tide is washout, a washout girl!’
‘Another wooden day, and the day is grey…’
‘Stranger dangers – flumber-flumber shadows and shallows!…’
‘Only one two-wheeler… The my-o-my… The my-o-my…’

For some information on how these lines are compiled, you could click here.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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4 Responses to Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

  1. Sharon Mann says:

    I think these lyrics are probably better than the originals…have a good Monday, Dave!

  2. ‘You don’t ask about my side-winders no more…” Well I’m asking now…how are your side winders? Still functioning or do “‘The sailors steer me home – whoo whoo whoo!’ these days? (oh I feel so clever now putting those two together, hee hee!)

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