So what is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s dictionary words are: wrizled, ratheripe, Flustra, rinforzando, cucking-stool, and bobbery.
Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. The professor will be conducting the lesson using the Playfair cypher – you must bring your code books and have them ready and open at page 192.

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Why not phone a friend in the middle of the night and whisper the above lines down the phone to them?

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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5 Responses to So what is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…

  1. ktz2 says:

    oooh bobbery ! I think that’s my new favorite word

    • Dave Whatt says:

      It is a good one isn’t it? Did you look it up?
      My dictionary says: ” A noisy row. – Perhaps Hindustani…”

      • ktz2 says:

        I hadn’t looked it up yet, I just like the funny sound of it. I think it would be a nice obscure word for a group of certain birds or animals, like existing ones of clowder, rookery, gaggle

  2. Sharon Mann says:

    Just think of the advertising bla bla we have taking up storage space in our brains.

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