Some more of those Crush names…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s carefully selected adjectives are: umpteen,  impolitic, disjaskit, topsyturvy, calumniatory, and snappy.

Ah, good old Veronica Crush, writer from the glory days of the Hull Surrealist League, now living in New York with tall tree surgeon and heir to a multimillion dollar fortune Monty Tick. She has sent us another batch of spare character names (apparently she can’t help but come up with several of these every day – far too many for her to use in her own work). Any budding novelists or short story writers among my readers who are stuck for a good memorable character name can dip into her selection and grab one or two free of charge. By the way, Veronica has mischievously included a real person’s name in today’s list – see if you can spot which one it is!

The Reverend Rusty Pullet
Jasmine Javelin
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Yukan Textmi
Boris Pighead-Stiff
Angelica Paddle
Clarence Spank-Fopp
Sir Charles Bruise MA
Vernon Soup
Colin Imell-Imming
Christine Pristine
Francesca Oils RA
Baroness Snoot of Umms
Sue Perdooper
Anna Glypta
Helmut Ausfahrt-Glum
‘Scabby’ Joe McSnide
Corina Beena Meme
Dame Alice Granite.

(Real name.)

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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3 Responses to Some more of those Crush names…

  1. Jheron Bash says:

    Ho ho ho! It’s Jacob Rees-Mogg – You couldn’t make it up!
    Mind you, wasn’t there a ‘pop’ star who used the pseudonym Anna Glypta? If not, there should have been.

  2. Jheron Bash says:

    Maybe it was Anna Conda?

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