Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s dictionary words are: viseogenic, gonophore, atrabilious, opisometer, frazil, and opificer. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Should the professor fail to turn up, the professor’s cockatoo and parrot, Eddie and Bob, will be on hand to conduct the lesson.

‘Around the curve I’ll sleep at night…’
‘Hold on to my sides and dig my ideas girl.’
‘From the farmer this nips, you turn away, you turn away!’
‘Smell the California sniffs…’
‘Your cheeks are jumping now.’
‘In this twirl girl, there’s a dandruff foal…’
‘Smoking a tie, it come over to your ear-heart.’
‘Style and eye, in a car, when hot tears prick you…’
‘Now take your packet with a glazed flue babe.’
‘I’ve never met a meal before, but I’m sitting on my thighs.’
‘I bin waiting, black and leaking…’
‘I need a curtain to carry home, da da da da da…’
‘I don’t peek-a-boo girl, I feel folded with this song.’
‘Burnin’ frame and freedoms hills, I see your hut girl.’
‘Every night I gotta do do do, oh mooly-pooly…’
‘I have a military heart – yeah yeah!’
‘I am neon, the horse wants evangelists.’
‘It was redder than a theory – it was parked right here!’
‘I felt so coconut – Hundertwasser!…’

For some information on how these lines are compiled you could click here.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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4 Responses to Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

  1. Dana Doran says:

    Hum. I haven’t looked up those words….but why is it they all sound like std’s?

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