Some more of those Crush names…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s unusual china teapot is the one shaped like the sound of a diving Messerschmitt in an old black and white film. It looks great, but a very mess pourer…

Oh good! Another email from Veronica Crush, writer from the glory days of the Hull Surrealist League (now living in New York with tall tree surgeon and heir to a multimillion dollar fortune, Monty Tick); it’s packed with more of those spare character names she constantly comes up with – she has far more than she needs for her own writing and likes to put them out free of charge for writers who have writer’s block, or are too stupid and lacking in imagination to come up with interesting names of their own. Do feel free to dip in if you are desperate for a couple. Veronica has sneakily slipped a real person’s name into this list; see if you recognise it, or can guess which one it is – you will find the solution to this harmless puzzle at the bottom of the page.

Brad Dusky-Mayden
Trudy Pangolin-Pulls
Polly-Anne Druss
Bo Heem
Pierre Floom-Duffle
Cheryl and Corky Spugg
Lord Desmond Mozmond QC
Ithell Colquhoun
Rusty Hulx
Lady Alicia Nodd-Mung
Stan Dalone-Yoonits
Fritz Plonkre
Colonel Bertram Pamello DSO
Stephanie Animanni
Sir Charles Blooter RA
Barry Diskus Champ
Daft Donny Dreamboat
Barry ‘The Fang’ Wilmington
Rocky Jibbs

For the answer to veronica’s puzzle – please click here.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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5 Responses to Some more of those Crush names…

  1. David Manley says:

    Ah the wonderful Ithell…I guess she’s right up your street Dave! An artist and a magician to boot…Its a bloody disgrace that she’s not lauded from the rooftops in our palais de culture…but I’m thinking that history has airbrushed out those obvious pals of hers that Veronica claims to have invented!

  2. David Manley says:

    In fact as I review the list I’m realising that they are all either artist pals (Trudy, Polly-Anne etc.) or her wealthy patron pals (Cheryl & Corky, Lord Desmond etc.)!!

  3. Sharon Mann says:

    haha, I would have never guessed the real name.

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