Some snatches of overheard and misheard cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, UK: Today’s really nice fish names are: the Canary Rockfish, the Cherubfish, the Flabby Whale Fish, the Luminous Hake, and the Barbeled Houndshark.
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‘Wendy, it’s just like a mound-full.’
‘Just check the diameter Paul, the old one was really-really bad!’
‘Well, you know how full my house is…’
‘That’s only if the cat’s out all day walking.’
‘Just scale it by the hour and then pass me the gate.’
‘The room to grow was fully upended, or so someone said.’
‘Coupler doors down had dusty underparts Gary…’
‘The fellacums newly vested…’
‘Happy bedlam, a thick meme, and the time comes to dig me out.’
‘2003 was a chorus side, a mad door, a council tune!’
‘Them pinky three miles, but it keeps stopping curious.’
‘But, on a plus note…’
‘The greys are anxious and the elements sit back.’
‘Then she tied up the ashen thing…’
‘And Bill, it’s not gupping at all well…’
‘Snorth?…’
‘It is bound to place Londoners, it’s a flying thing…’
‘His pulsing assets – on a leaflet?…’
‘Lawrence she didn’t like!’
‘Napoleon pockets, that’s just what it was Alana…’
‘Just one of the gills?’

For some information on how these lines are compiled, you could click here.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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3 Responses to Some snatches of overheard and misheard cafe conversation…

  1. Sharon Mann says:

    Hi Dave, I hope you were enjoying your tea and cake during all this hubbub!

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