Some snatches of overheard and misheard cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown UK/Europe: Today’s giraffe is the one washing his upstairs windows without a ladder.

‘She’s merchandising all around her now…’
‘Similarly Alice, there were eight simple Y-calls.’
‘What? She moved to High Wycombe?’
‘Five days a week and a brand new electric car!’
‘There’s a girl I know walked into a job as a decision maker.’
‘I still think of her…’
‘I know that Frank! It’s crazy buttons!’
‘Too many pollards and he looked exactly the bloody same!’
‘No Terry, it was just a speed dimple.’
‘A jet-master copious and then they broke up, as I expected!’
‘A friend of mine, someone I know, was completely completely.’
‘Now I find a fair velocity.’
‘Rendezvous? No, I don’t want to live like this Jerry!…’
‘As a grown man, I thought that he looked fat.’
‘He was involved in a well?’
‘Separate ways – a small world – caught in the wind…’
‘Yeah, yeah, terrible! It was a corridor heading to the past.’
‘What is a pig-back shovel?’
‘I think I know what he was – one of the ewes!’
‘A cross miles book?…’
‘Now he’s got a muck stocking!’

For some information on how these lines are compiled, you could click here.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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2 Responses to Some snatches of overheard and misheard cafe conversation…

  1. Sharon Mann says:

    What is a Muck Stocking? The “Rendezvous”… a good first line for a novel. Happy Day, Dave.

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