Just a few short items…

But first…
Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s carefully selected colours are: verb violet, adverb azure, preposition pink, gerund green, pronoun purple, adjective aquamarine, and the funny mauve colour of the splashes under the fruit tree where the birds like to sit.

Excuses for being late. No. 404.
I’m sorry I’m late, but I was oiling the wheels of my brougham.

A single overheard remark:
‘I tried to wipe up all the raspberry, but I couldn’t…’

‘Did you hear about the lizard who worked for a ceramics company?’
‘What, the reptile tile rep?’
‘Oh, er, yes… That’s right…’

I do love those 1990s romcom film stars! Cameron Diaz, Reese Witherspoon, Drew Barrymore – when someone mentions any of these I always picture the same person though, but I’m not sure which one it is – then there’s Alicia Silverstone of course, oh, and the super Christina Applegate…

An observation:
There’s a man in shorts walking along in front of me; he has the face of a lion tattooed on the back of his calf. As the calf muscle wobbles as the chap walks the lion is shaking its head in a rather sad and disappointed way.

So, what about a nice slice of spam dear reader?
This piece, fresh from my comments box, seems to be from someone with the unlikely name of K-guttle:
Getting the proper way to care for you epidermis is not hard when you are aware how, as we discussed with the assistance in the previous mentioned post. Obviously, the most crucial part would be to make these guidelines an ordinary part of your daily schedule after which just view your epidermis glow for the first time.Bouncing Rope is A Great Way To Tense up Muscle Tissues. If you have a baby that may be vacationing with you, place your useful possessions in their baby bag. It is also a fantastic position that you can shop items you will require on your air travel.
Well, thank you K, for getting in touch, if indeed I may presume to call you ‘K‘? Your super advice on epidermis problems will be invaluable to me, but I’m not sure what a ‘bouncing rope’ is – perhaps you could enlarge on this item for me? Thanks to you, I will, from now on, be on the lookout for people accompanied by babies. Please do not hesitate to get in touch again!

Yes, I’m thinking of changing my name to, Ann Gorah-Sweater.

A single overheard remark:
‘Naturally the fish are on the seat Simon…’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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6 Responses to Just a few short items…

  1. ktz2 says:

    the Bouncing Rope & vacationing babiea. . . hahahah haha !

  2. memadtwo says:

    Preposition pink…sounds like some kind of alert…(K)

  3. Sharon Mann says:

    Thanks for the link to the brougham….inquiring minds want to know!

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