Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

But first…
Dulltown UK/Europe: Today’s dictionary words are: wappenshaw, zebu, noisette, excide, knout, avouterer, and insufflate. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Should the professor turn up smelling of tequila, dancing, playing castanets and wearing a wide sombrero hat, you should not allow this to distract you from your studies.

‘I got sheets – jumpin’ traces – think about it girl!’
‘I do see your nose now…’
‘Baby baby baby, Thought I dewy tall at last!’
‘Whoo whoo whoo, you eye, you got a two too!’
‘Undo my under-time, I’m doin’ fine!’
‘Oh, please say that you don’t mine…’
‘You effy all the time girl!…’
‘Round and round moves your ass, a curtain to a world.’
‘Love you careful – but never give me braces.’
‘Na na na na na naaa…’
‘Is it lumpy? A résumé whaaa?’
‘Dolt stay, say, spitzel, oh, a standing doll now?’
‘There is nerthin nerthin, whoo whoo!’
‘A one-time dive, I shove massive ideas to you.’
‘Snow cupboards no more – I got an idea!’
‘Sneaky nose give a stamp hole.’
‘Parking is easy in your heart.’
‘I don’t want to feel like a vole.’
‘Every little trouser, every one.’
‘Arrange the fondu Lee-anne…’
‘I needy nindy needy Lord!’

For some information on how these lines are compiled, you could click here.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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3 Responses to Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

  1. ktz2 says:

    As always, delightfully bizarre

  2. Sharon Mann says:

    I’ll be humming these tunes all day along!

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