So, what is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…

But first…
Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s dictionary words are: sporophorous, hammam, penistone, distyle, sbirro, americium, and zoea. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Should the professor turn up and conduct the lesson dressed in a Godzilla costume with moving realistic mechanical jaw, you should not allow this to distract your from your studies.

Experience amazing! – do something you’ll never forget! – data when you need some – a winter survival deal! – it’s one of the safest on the road! – yes, you can have a dream come true! – super-fast fibre! – strong language, violence and flashing images – are you paying too much? – it’s right there at your fingertips! – bio-renew! – no colourant or gluten! – book your flight now! – it’s tough on the toughest messes! – £300 per couple! – I know how to keep my body healthy, but… – can Ariel Pod 3 in 1 beat the mud? – revive and protect! – you’ll be feeling well impressed! – it’s technological and adult! – this is your dream kitchen! – all is takes is a shake! –  the shows that you know and love! – 99.9% of germs! – terms and conditions apply…

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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4 Responses to So, what is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…

  1. Dana Doran says:

    Oh yes! There are always those pesky terms and conditions – the ones you agree to simply by signing up to purchase a sporophorous zoea! I always have problems storing those. Any ideas?

  2. Sharon Mann says:

    It’s all about the money!

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