It wants our energy, our personal energy!…

But first…
Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s octopus is the one sitting alone in the middle of the cafe sipping at a grande cappuccino, but randomly and simultaneously snatching bits of cake and panino from other people’s plates at surrounding tables.

The other evening, watching TV, I was thinking that it’s been a while since I did one of my posts on TV spooky daftness. I occasionally used to watch that show Ghosts in My Home and jot down some of the dialogue and the voice-over as the ‘spirit specialists’ crept about with torches and electrical entity detectors in some eager punter’s supposedly haunted dwelling. I was just in the right sort of mood to watch another episode of that.
Unfortunately I couldn’t find the show on any of the channels, perhaps it’s been cancelled due to lack of interest? No, that’s unlikely – I’m sure people can’t get enough of such highly entertaining out-and-out tosh. I did however find something called Paranormal Lockdown on Quest Red on Freeview Channel 38, where a crack team of two or three ‘sensitives’ spend a couple of days and nights ‘locked in’ some heavily spook infested place with only some (later added) sound effects and creepy music for company. Come on, let’s slam the front door, turn the key, and lock the buggers in!…

Rumours swirl around the property’s ominous past – people hearing disembodied growling voices – the house was all the more foreboding – what drew those malevolent entities here? – what lies in wait? – putting our lives on the line for seventy two hours – wow! – complete oppression! – every room has a bit of activity! – oh… oh, I just had to fight to breath again! – a malicious presence – something inhuman – it suddenly seemed to get dark – I thought that I saw a ‘shadow person’ coming in – any occult activity that you know of? – if we get something compelling, we… what was that! – is anybody here? – oh shit! – vibrational waves! – she’s an expert in all things occult – you feel that this room draws your energies – be careful Katrina! – aha! there’s water in here! – did you just take a deep breath? – so now, back into that crawl space! – I think it wants our energy, our personal energy – oh wow! I…

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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