Just one or two short, but pithy items…

But first…
Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s instruction is to lie down flat on the floor and relax for a moment or two, and then roll from side to side like a ship in stormy seas and sing the song, What shall we do with the drunken sailor? for as long as you can. (Drunken S.)
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Excuses for being late. No. 409.
I’m sorry I’m late, but I became engrossed in a four pipe problem.

A single overheard remark:
‘Frank always likes to start at anagram corner…’

An observation:
The comical thing about monster trucks is that they make the tough macho people who drive them look really small…

Guitars:
I may have mentioned this before on these pages, but I remember many years ago hearing on TV Julian Bream, famous classical guitarist, describe the electric guitar as, ‘A bastard of an instrument, incapable of expressing any emotion…’
Ho ho! Julian, how wrong you were! (click)

Beards:
I think the general rule for beards, in order to not look either silly, or ancient (biblical wise man or Rasputin), is that your beard should not really be any bigger than your face. (click)

‘I have a private hedge.’
‘Privet?’
‘No, private! Don’t you even look at it!…’
‘Oh, all right…’

It’s spam time dear reader!
Here’s a short, but juicy piece that recently flopped into my comments box. It seems to be from someone called Donaldo:
When somebody seems to lose their have it is important to allow them to keep in mind they have not shed their self-worth. If a person buys a low priced your hair part or spends a great deal of money head of hair getting solutions that may or may not operate then they are still left experiencing even worse that before.
Well, thank you Donaldo, I have been concerned about the issues that you mention for some time now, and I found your information of these subjects much to my pleasure. Do not hesitate to get in touch again – and why not include some nice photos next time? Best wishes from Dulltown!…

Yes, I’m thinking of changing my name to Hugh Jim Ocean.

A single overheard remark. (Small baby):
‘Mlur, mlur, mlur, mlur…’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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4 Responses to Just one or two short, but pithy items…

  1. Sharon Mann says:

    Good giggles this morning….Thanks for my wake up read and some music too, with coffee, Dave.

  2. memadtwo says:

    I think that baby was describing Donald Trump…have you had him to tea yet? You can keep him if you wish…(K)

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