Spamplitude… We did more than my fancies…

But first…
Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s elephant in the room is the big fat one in formal attire in lavish surroundings scoffing food with the British Royal Family. (Click)
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Seeing the arrival of an item of spam in one’s comments box, isn’t like getting an email from a friend, where you might be interested in what they might say, or opening some pithy comment on a piece of work you have previously posted, from a complete, or even incomplete, stranger – no, spam is a different matter. You can be pretty certain that it will have nothing of any interest in it for you, except…
Except, I do like to have a quick look down the items to see if there is any nice machine translated nonsense, religious stuff, outrageously bad grammar, gobbledegook, or other surreal madness, to print out and keep, to later amuse you, my dear readers.
Here are a few recent gems:

Enzymes:
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Scree8:
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DanielA:
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Charles-Bee:
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About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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5 Responses to Spamplitude… We did more than my fancies…

  1. Dana Doran says:

    Dense and unfathomable here…the metaphorical idiom you refer to isn’t apt when the media yammers on about him….for 6 more years! hoho! What fun we shall have!!

  2. Sharon Mann says:

    You spam is a lot more interesting than mine.

  3. ktz2 says:

    I vote for Charles-Bee as top randomly bizarre contributor of the day

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