Some snatches of overheard and misheard cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s confused film stars are: Dames Jean and Holdie Gawn.

‘So, John, women?…’
‘It’s at a junior level and three to go.’
‘Tooth fibre yeah yeah – he like gone now!’
‘It’s a foreign horse in Vaseline form.’
‘Trencher? That’s a personality bender Simon.’
‘Conveyancing seems like horse-work to me.’
‘£1.99 in ninety-nine words?’
‘Oh, it’s a wet wheel, just a wet wheel!…’
‘Personal injury is a flap-dap for us!’
‘No, it was self-detending…’
‘The loip mention boards are airing at present.’
‘She was a pen-hold tickler, yes, yes…’
‘Noteworthy, but really a furry Mary.’
‘Various PDLs, and quality fabuloid!’
‘What? Floyd was tamping the pompo-way?’
‘Murray worry, more juice!’
‘Maversity at the back of the coconut Simon…’
‘Just put the kettle on that!’
‘In-house girdles, and a football delight?’
‘I pulled them a long long way for a criminal lawyer.’

For some information on how these lines are compiled you could click here.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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