So, what is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…

But first…
Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s carefully selected colours are: valuable violet, ridiculous red, pathetic pink, gerrymandering green, terrible turquoise, bombastic brown, fuming fawn, yawping yellow and architectural azure.

Healthy meals at healthy prices – every second counts! – all the food benefits of oats! – even below the gum line! – just an ordinary family – dive into the latest blockbusters! – drive together – a comfy seat? – no, no, don’t do it the old way! – they are pork medallions! – big savings on big brands! – we help you to get it right! – escape with Audi technology! – money when you retire? – bladder leak pads were bulky – just spread the cost! – two-drawer double divan! – complete your look in style! – yes, make it what you want! – you value your free time – you never want to stop looking! – heal your cold sore! – feel fresh and wonderful! – gluten free! – and only £9.99!…

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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1 Response to So, what is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…

  1. Sharon Mann says:

    Ugh, it’s madness!!! So glad I know longer have cable TV…no more ads.

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