Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

But first…
Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s colourful early 20th c. American expletive is: Jumping Moses in a Benzine Buggy!
I think I might try to slip this one into my conversation today.
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‘Coobie quep now, never no, never no, never no!’
‘A true love banter plunge – ah, ah, ah…’
‘I’m all alone on sunrise kisses before I go out.’
‘What ever happens, happens to my head girl.’
‘I’m forever trawling windows, like a restless cone…’
‘Tulane Tulane, soon away, soon away!’
‘Tremor-ledoo is just sawn trouble – whoo-whoo.’
‘It looks like you make it glow in my candle.’
‘Ten tayshun and then risk the dark munch…’
‘Do you wanna butter sailors all the way girl?’
‘Black and wipe, the five dangers, wappy-widdy!’
‘Who-oh, clappy siding, clappy siding, bup-bup-bup!’
‘Footsteps on the sun, then it’s shadowville pap-sheets baby!’
‘I love ya! Twelve live pins, a whippy, and hot candour…’
‘Now drink up your folded time!’
‘It’s glue on a tree – closed claws disposed…’
The sun is falling out tomorrow, oh, oh, oh, oh.’

For some information on how these lines are compiled, you could click here.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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4 Responses to Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

  1. julie harms says:

    « It looks like you are making it glow in my candle »
    😂😆

  2. ktz2 says:

    Why yes, I DO wanna butter sailors all the way, thanks for asking !

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