Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

But first…
Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s financial forecast is for the markets to show remarkable and unprecedented gains as the world’s wildlife dies out.
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‘You are in the samey samey now girl!’
‘I don’t wanna be there babe, it’s all just gloves now!’
‘Now icebergs! You can take me, nuthy nuthy.’
‘You know it’s chiffy chiffy, da da da da!’
‘Since I found out about the gym soap… ah ah…’
‘I’m on my way to lino-cool baby!’
‘Silent grey, I go wild, and then I feel gold…’
‘Oh oh oh, pie-e-eye, pie-e-eye, you kindly beautiful.’
‘A cheery lantern does spark my eye.’
‘Hold it… Farn… Please, yes, farn, farn!’
‘The violin turns baby, and keeps are just maybes now.’
‘A camp puller? Whoo whoo whoo!’
‘I’m panting on the side – I told you! I told you!’
‘We could hide a writer so…’
‘Transit, transit – keep the sheep a-walking.’
‘I did a diddy-diddy – well, a bonga-bonga…’
‘Whoo whoo, a tempty paw, coal coal coal!’
‘Oh baby, you use your honey shoes on me.’
‘Humming a steel-ray, you be curling now!’

For some information on how these lines are compiled, you could click here.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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