Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s dictionary words are: accompt, featous, pemmican, theralite, margay, and porraceous. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. Should the professor turn up wearing a Boris Johnson wig and with a bulging staring eyes and a fixed grin, you should not allow this to distract you from your studies.

‘The German girl came through though Jerry!’
‘Now we’ll have to have the foundations in!’
‘What? An asparagus laugh?’
‘They’ll all have to go on Daniel now!’
‘It’s a catapult among the pigeons!’
‘Me, I think C-cup every week now.’
‘What? It was George’s video in Simon’s notes?’
‘A folky stance, but a little bit slack.’
‘That was Melissa’s marine stamp…’
‘She was going to be Jane Malonain on Thursday.’
‘Book club tomorrow! It’s medieval!’
‘A mad woman – fruits of the hair!’
‘My mind is wandering tricks supposedly Bruce.’
‘A calm wem, and a diffy-tray six…’
‘It’s a new dish to live!’
‘Get a new-think stencil stuff-bar…’
‘Simon’s gob travels like cakes on a boat.’
‘Tranquillizer insty jobsters? I don’t think!’
‘Extreme contacts are at first fox base Tuesday next.’
‘No, it sprays outwards now…’
‘I rang the other tree – it was a low carbon hatch tent.’

For some information on how these lines are compiled you could click here.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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