So, what is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…

But first…
Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s carefully selected colours are: cheery beige, carnival black, cheery mauve, carnival taupe, cheery brown, carnival grey, and that funny colour that the accidental splash of magenta printer ink on your white shirt went after washing.

Eat without missing out! – from only £9.99! – look for the green banner – oven baked, only half the fat! – varifocals half price! – great taste guaranteed! – wholegrain number one ingredient! – days of love! – choice cuts! – new regimes! – fresh and wonderful! – the house of your dreams! – we are making banking easier – heal your cold sore! – experience amazing! – high in fibre! – bet five pounds or more! – experience more magic in your life! – price options – when kids are ill they are not themselves – sail with a smile! – gluten free! – in the mood for dancing? – it’s the quickest way to buy things! – loved by make-up artists! – imagine where we can take you! – complete the look in style! – with under-bed storage!…

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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4 Responses to So, what is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…

  1. memadtwo says:

    cheery is definitely called for (K)

  2. Sharon Mann says:

    Thank goodness I only have internet service for TV viewing…no commercials.

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