Just a few shortish items…

But first…
Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s confused film stars are: Lela Bugosi and Luce Bree.
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Excuses for being late. No. 417.
I’m sorry I’m late, but I found that I had a screw loose.

A single overheard remark:
‘It was like I was like a planet…’

I suppose it was Frida Kahlo who was the first person to inspire the ‘Oh, how I’ve suffered!’, self-obsessed, ‘Look at me, me!’ school of artists that are so popular now.

So, that Iranian supertanker, currently mentioned regularly on the BBC radio news – is it called Grace 1, or is it Grey Swan? You can’t really tell on the radio – I think I need to know…

Today’s word from the world of theatre is Tormentor.
A fixed curtain or flat on each side of a theatre stage that prevents the audience from seeing into the wings.

‘All day, I’ve been trying to have haps.’
‘Apps?’
‘No, haps. So far all I’ve only managed a series of mishaps, one after another!…’

An observation:
She has the kind of face upon which emotions are easily amplified to her advantage…

Oh look, here’s a lively piece of spam flopping and squirming around in my comments box! It seems to be from someone with the unlikely name of wnjproperties:
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Yes, I think I’ll be changing my name to Rich Phull-Flayva.

A single overheard remark:
‘And then John had a convenient funk!…’

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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