So, what is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…

But first…
Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s confused film stars are: Wohn Jayne, and Sank Frinatra.

There’s no need to wait for your dream kitchen! – experience amazing! – it can be your worst nightmare! – a really healthy meal for healthy prices – it reduces the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles – dinner is solved! – a casino right at your fingertips! – collagen plus fullness! – from £50 per person! – your sleep is our craft! – visibly thicker and fuller! – £100 when you switch! – great taste, less weight! – it’s brand new and exclusive! – 99 percent of germs! – stay at home because of your sensitive bladder? – a flexible thirty-day contract! – dive into the latest blockbusters! – okay, let’s do this! – sit back and relax! – pork medallions – don’t do it the old way! – is this the start of a sore throat?…

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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