Would you like some more spam with that?…

But first…
Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s dictionary words are: wroath, pastern, byssus, nyctitropism, circumforaneous, and perseity. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. The professor will conduct the lesson dressed as an Elizabethan swashbuckler, however you must not let this distract you from your studies, even though the professor may use strong oaths and some genuine foul expletives from the period.

Yes, that spam that keeps popping up in my comments box – most of it is of course by its nature quite boring – it is usually some international buffoon trying to persuade me to buy something, but a few of the messages do engage me, as the sender appears to be absolutely bonkers, or that some sort of auto translation has destroyed the sense of the thing, and run amok with the spelling. Here are some interesting recent items dear reader:

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About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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2 Responses to Would you like some more spam with that?…

  1. Dana Doran says:

    A giant readers bottom? Well, well….

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