So, what is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…

But first…
Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s octopus is the one working in the coffee house, successfully serving four or more customers simultaneously.

A bed to be proud of – what a day it’s been! – big top shows! – more breathable! – born to be wild! – the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles? – what are you waiting for? – offer ends Wednesday – come on girls! – it’s the world’s most beautiful cruise! – is this the start of a sore throat? – ladies who like to have fun! – experience amazing! – you’ve got to chase it down! – it’s the safe and easy way! – dinner is solved! – 24 hour controlled nicotine release! – 99.9 percent of germs! – five-star reviews! – don’t do it the old way! – subject to availability – lucky four, lucky four! – more financial decisions? – my confidence has grown! – dinnertime delicious! – plug-in hybrid! – because of my sensitive bladder – gets to work on a blocked nose in two minutes! – bag it now!…

Dear reader, why not phone your Member of Parliament, or local Councillor, in the middle of the night and repeatedly whisper the above lines to them?

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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3 Responses to So, what is it that those TV ads are trying to tell us?…

  1. Dana Doran says:

    Ooooh, 24 hour controlled nicotine release…if I was going to use nicotine, I would much prefer to smoke it than wear it….the patches are unsightly! Oh, i’ve Had an epiphany… about infusing a cell phone case that delivers the drug….I used to love to smoke while chatting away!

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