Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first…
Dulltown, UK/Europe (Europe, only one week to go!): Today’s confused film star is Pidney Soitier.

‘Thaty, thaty, thaty!’
‘Carundles, and one weep at a time.’
‘An easy Jesus, yes!…’
‘Let go, and then continue to bounce John.’
‘Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!’
‘Breathing morsels and fighting soft.’
‘Opus hopeless, and then just kick the thing back.’
‘Ernets are om now!’
‘It’s a future pen for everybody – it’s a skew eye!’
‘The terrobate was soaked last night Jerry.’
‘Just take the Shard and the bloody Gherkin!’
‘I was always kidding my predecessor.’
‘York now is always the hardest one Vi…’
‘The sponge always goes on next.’
‘Sheila always has great oxygen chocolate.’
‘He generally plays the Marilyn at half-eight.’
‘A draught of caramel?…’
‘It will be endless now! What is the fucking point Tom?’
‘So now I always want it by night Cathy…’
‘Ha ha ha ha!…’
‘I notice that there was silence over the anomalies…’
‘Oh really? What?… You get a flag?’
‘No, no, the face is Bobby!…’

For some information on how these lines are compiled, you could click here.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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