Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…

But first…
Dulltown UK: Today’s show-off acrobat is the one going up the stairs on the bus upside down.
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‘Old tubes, end of my love, spot is clean now!’
‘I light my walls two by two.’
‘No girl, I’ll never shave my punk chimes in sunshine.’
‘Is anybody banana menara?’
‘Yay babe, I got woollen and nicely, wasp and good!’
‘Body app so thin, it is an easy sea.’
‘Soft things slide, I’m dripping, and I’m walking straw.’
‘Ah, I know, Chelsea behind, wide and wind facing.’
‘Give me a tunnel, and a rain brain – whoa-oh-oh!…’
‘Yes, no, yes, down at the station, a cross-wind hold-up.’
‘Doppy dam too, ever never, ever never – a bupper train!…’
‘I can feel you golfing down with apstead wheels girl.’
‘I ask you a song – a drunken, frowning, bleeding road…’
‘Cheesan whine, oh love don’t care!’
‘Fleet air, soapy chews. Nur-thin! Nur-thin!’
‘Shoe size, shoe size, orange is true – but only a shoe…’
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For some information on how these lines are compiled, you could click here.

About Dave Whatt

Grumpy old surrealist artist, musician, postcard maker, bluesman, theatre set designer, and debonair man-about-town. My favourite tools are the plectrum and the pencil...
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