Category Archives: expletives

What I did on my day off – supplement…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s carefully selected colours are: minx mauve, rollicking ruby, fuming fawn, artificial azure, wacky white, bluebottle black, and that odd grey that my best leather jacket went after it had been left too near the electric … Continue reading

Posted in art, colours, composition, cool, creation, drama, expletives, history, humour, information, observations, photography, sculpture, seeing, serendipity, smiling, surrealism, thinking, words | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

This is not art. No. 29…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s old U.S. expletive is – I’ll be John Browned! A rather pissy watered down euphemism for – I’ll be Goddamned! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Doh! I’ll never get up to date with posting my photos from a year … Continue reading

Posted in abstract, art, colours, composition, cool, creation, design, Dulltown, expletives, heraldry, history, Hull.UK., humour, information, observations, painting, photography, seeing, serendipity, style, surrealism, swearing, words | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Just some short but pithy items…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s expletive from the Elizabethan age is S’blood! – a shortening of Christ’s blood or God’s blood. Come on, let’s practise saying it – S’bood!… S’blood!… S’blood!… We might be able to get it back into … Continue reading

Posted in brain, conversation, cool, Dulltown, existentialism, expletives, food, history, humour, information, music, observations, overheard, serendipity, surrealism, swearing, thinking, words | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

Mail Art Postcard. No. 4610…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s unusual china teapot is the one shaped like the sigh of the wind in the copse on a cold November evening. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, no, no!… Too loud!… Take it down a notch or two!… Please… … Continue reading

Posted in art, brain, celebrities, composition, expletives, humour, information, serendipity, style, surrealism, TV, weather | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 12 Comments

Adverb dunking with Doom…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s unusual china teapot is the one shaped like Donald Trump’s mind – not a very good pourer, but surprisingly capacious. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had just nipped down the road to get a nine-pack of toilet rolls … Continue reading

Posted in brain, composition, cool, drama, Dulltown, expletives, Hull.UK., humour, poetry, serendipity, style, surrealism, words, writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Mail Art Postcard. No. 4622…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s combined food and insult is – You, you onion bumpkin!… >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Whoa!… Hang on – dear reader, are you fed up with me saying ‘whoa!’ all the time? I would be, if I were an … Continue reading

Posted in advertising, art, brain, composition, creation, expletives, humour, information, postcards, serendipity, surrealism, words | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

The sound of things being hit…

But first… Dulltown UK: Today’s combined food and insult is – You pancake tosser! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Have you ever thought about the sounds that things make when you hit them?’ ‘What, like saucepans, gongs, noses, or cars in supermarket car parks, … Continue reading

Posted in conversation, drama, expletives, food, humour, information, music, physics, science, surrealism, thinking | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments