Category Archives: sweating

Some opening lines for stories never to be written…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s unusual china teapot is the one shaped like the planet Saturn – not a terrific pourer, but the ring system can of course be used as a handle. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jacky Snort plunged down, down; the … Continue reading

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I’m connecting heaviness…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s useless birthday present is a cardboard box of Elton John vinyl albums. Note: I have mentioned this before, but, isn’t it odd that in his 1985 hit song Nikita – he clearly sings ‘Nakita’ all … Continue reading

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A good firm one is always preferable…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s instruction is to run a finger end under the outer seams to free them from the wooden substrate, put a nice toffee in your mouth and suck it, do not chew – you must suck … Continue reading

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Parry launched himself across…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s financial forecast is for bulging wallets to feel reassuringly smooth and warm to the touch, and the people over there, standing in the rain at the bus stop, to appear as amusing pawns in this … Continue reading

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That’ll be the ghost in the grinder Dave…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s weather will feature: sweat, itchiness, shielded eyes, unbearable blue loudness, sparkling car chrome, angry striding humans, air-con chills, softened pavements, red peeling noses, screaming hot toddlers, festering buses, one or two scorched thighs, glistening foreheads, … Continue reading

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One or two shortish items…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s combined food and insult is – You, you gateau gob!… >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Excuses for being late. No. 373. I’m sorry I’m late, but I got carried away defacing a Banksy. A single overheard remark: ‘My skin’s … Continue reading

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Shadows lunged… the pulsating floor…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s dance is the Gigue – a lively Baroque dance, usually with a compound metre and which can be contrapuntal in texture. Come on Stella! Let’s gigue around the kitchen! Oh dear, mind that pan of … Continue reading

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