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Mayonnaise in the night…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s elephant in the room is the one trumpeting on about his recent holiday in Zambia. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, anyway, at 3.30 this morning the phone rang; I knew it would be bad news. Yes, a drunken … Continue reading

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Doom and the pipes…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s giant panda is the one smoking a cigar in the back of that shiny black Rolls Royce. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tooting on pan pipes in the street is alright I suppose, but I’m not very keen on … Continue reading

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Doom’s consciousnessness…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s featured letter of the alphabet is the capital ‘D’. ‘D’ is of course the ‘fat man’ of the alphabet – all the other letters keep telling him that he drinks far too much beer, but … Continue reading

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Crush: Tea with Spoon…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s existential angst is centred around the sound of the word snooker. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I received an email this morning from Veronica Crush, writer from the glory days of the Hull Surrealist League now living in New … Continue reading

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Cool Doom in the night…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s colours are: cream, beige, cream, beige, cream, violet, cream, beige, cream, and beige. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When the phone rang and woke me at 2:49 am I suspected that it could be either one of those two … Continue reading

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Crush and her character names…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s heraldic term is ‘gambeson’: a quilted undergarment worn with chain mail. I stopped wearing my chain mail a few weeks ago, the itchiness of the gambeson on hot days made it thoroughly unbearable. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The … Continue reading

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Mayonnaise and the tiny pens…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s random dictionary words are: keeshond, kemple, kerseymere, keddah, killut, and bilboes. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Mrs Mouldie (Professor Mouldie is apparently staying in a monastery for … Continue reading

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