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More spam than you could shake a stick at…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s instructions are: ladle the juice out of the tub and retain it in small earthenware jars, rub the dachshund’s paws with a moist cloth, put several coloured rubber bands around your bicycle pump, tune all … Continue reading

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More Crush character names… for free!…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s instruction is to slip hoop ‘A’ over your head, allowing part of the circumference to rest on your shoulders, grip coloured tags ‘D’ and ‘F’ in your left hand, and tags ‘C’ and ‘E’ in … Continue reading

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Decalcomania! Decalcomania!…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s weather will feature tetrahedron shaped hailstones, round clouds that have the face of Donald Trump, birds hiding in low shrubs, strong gusts that smell of salt, and the sun setting in grey monochrome. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gosh, … Continue reading

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Under the desk with Veronica…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s instruction is to lie down flat on the floor, stretch out your arms and your legs, open your mouth wide and inhale and exhale two or three times, then stand up again and get back … Continue reading

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Stella and the big ball…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s instruction is to raise the saddle an inch or two and go out on it wearing a blindfold. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Ball’ Charcoal and pencil on paper, about 28″ x 20″. 1997. ‘I suppose it’s the elephant … Continue reading

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I bought something really horrible…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s instruction is to go down to your local supermarket and try to learn to juggle using the apples and oranges in the fruit department. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, a week or two ago I bought something really … Continue reading

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T-Mayo and Doom in Tesco’s…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s instruction is to spend the whole day travelling on buses reciting poems to the other passengers whilst wearing an Adam West style Batman cowl. A.W. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Last week when I came across that old copy … Continue reading

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