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The horrible wall & the local shopping…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s combined food item and insult is – You muffin dunderhead!… >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know, I really should post more of my photos… I take pictures all the time, well not all the time of course, but … Continue reading

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The caulking applicator…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s Sir Arthur Conan Doyle quotation is from A Study in Scarlet: Holmes: ‘There has been murder done, and the murderer was a man. He was more than six feet high, was in the prime of … Continue reading

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What? No coconut macaroons?…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s rather weak Victorian expletive is Oh Blankity Blank! – hardly worth bothering to utter at all… >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Good morning sir. What can I get for you today?’ ‘Right, yes… A regular cappuccino, a pot of … Continue reading

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A ticket to Bath…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s gooseberry is the macho outgoing one. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Yes sir?’ ‘Yes, hello… can I have a return ticket to Bath please?’ ‘Bath?’ ‘Yes…’ ‘Bath… Why would you be wanting to go there?’ ‘What?… Could we get … Continue reading

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Messing with letters…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s local village name that sounds like an insult is Lelley. (Lelley) ‘Huh! Well Samantha, I think your boyfriend looks a right Lelley! – so there!…’ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A simple, but annoying, puzzle involving the letter B. … Continue reading

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Mr Porpoise Head and the Samsungs…

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s silly London Tube station name is Canada Water. (C.W.T.S.) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Yes, sir… How may I help you?’ ‘Oh yes please… I’ve been thinking about a new camera…’ ‘Oh yes?…’ ‘Yes, I was looking at this … Continue reading

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‘Excuse me…’

But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s dictionary word is ‘Prototheria’ – the monotremes. [From the Greek: protos = first, ther = wild beast.] I had the Monotremes first album on vinyl, it was great, but their follow-up was a bitter bitter … Continue reading

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