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Tag Archives: joke
A small matter of existence…
But first… Dulltown UK: Today’s confused film star is Gohn Joodman. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I suppose when you decide to go to art school, it might be because you have the idea of becoming, that odd being, an artist. I’m not sure … Continue reading
Posted in academia, archeology, art, arts, books, brain, celebrities, creation, existentialism, history, information, learning, physics, puzzle, reading, surrealism, thinking
Tagged 'Now', amperes, an existence meter, art, Art school, art school days, arts, boxes with switches, cafe notebook, celebrities, conceptual art, Confused film stars, existence, existential angst, existentialism, history, Jean Paul Sartre, John Goodman, joke, lockdown, memories, Nausea novel, surrealism, words
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Oh those awful perps!…
But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s joke is the one about the live eels left in the Prime Minister’s bath after that wild party at No. 10. Oh, but how we still chuckled as we hid in cupboards and nursed our … Continue reading
Posted in drama, humour, information, joke, learning, puzzle, science, serendipity
Tagged 1970s style moustache, clues, cops with guns, dictionary word, EMTs, forensics, joke, justice, perps, real life drama, serendipity, surrealism, TV, TV Forensics, US crime shows, US English, words
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Hang on a minute, why are you talking like that?…
But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s ancient Egyptian deity, appearing as a naked woman with atef-crown or bull’s horns and riding a horse, is the goddess Astarte. Her associations are: War and Syrian. (Astarte) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Hello there!… Mugsy, isn’t it?’ ‘OH, … Continue reading
Posted in archeology, brain, conversation, drama, history, humour, religion, surrealism
Tagged annunciation, cocktail parties, conversation, history, important meetings, italics, joke, lower case, madness, religion, school bully, serendipity, surrealism, Upper case, words, writing
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Summer bug cheese dream…
But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s joke is the one about the Prime Minister’s coconut macaroon dropping into the printer – oh, how we chuckled and guffawed back upstairs in Technical Support. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, you see, I think it was what … Continue reading
Posted in brain, drama, dreaming, Dulltown, existentialism, food, history, Hull.UK., humour, information, joke, mind, puzzle, serendipity, surrealism
Tagged Adrian Monk, beans on toast, coconut macaroon, conversation, dream, Franklin Street Hull, Greek lady, history, joke, madness, Monk TV series, papier mache, Prime Minister, serendipity, style, surrealism, trawlers, TV, words
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Ugg, Lugg, and the turnips…
But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s joke is the one about what happened to Her Majesty the Queen’s hat – oh, how we chortled down in the basement back at Buck House! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Ugg, I have seen you, you know!’ ‘Eh?…’ … Continue reading
Posted in archeology, brain, conversation, cool, drama, dreaming, history, humour, joke, magic, people, religion, smoking, surrealism
Tagged breathing smoke, celebrities, conversation, discovery, drama, gardening, great god in the sky, Her Majesty the Queen, history, joke, madness, pharmacology, prehistory, religion, serendipity, Smugg, surrealism, turnips, Ugg and Lugg
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Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…
But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s very amusing joke is the one about the Prime Minister calling a general election. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘She had toffee heels?…’ ‘From Bridlington to roost, magnifique too much!’ ‘Diane Poost and the dandruff roots.’ ‘It’s really a … Continue reading
Posted in art, brain, cafe, conversation, cool, drama, Dulltown, Hull.UK., humour, joke, misheard, overheard, poetry, serendipity, surrealism, words
Tagged a bubble turn, a parting ball, art, arts, Bridlington, conversation, dictionary word, discovery, DUP, elfin, joke, madness, magnifique!, misheard, observations, overheard, peppered, poetry, Scarlet, serendipity, style, surrealism, The Prime Minister, UK General Election, words
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Something on the grassy knoll…
But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s elephant in the room is the one standing in front of the TV when everyone else is trying to watch the football. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When I did my one-year foundation course in art at the local … Continue reading
Posted in art, brain, creation, dreaming, Dulltown, existentialism, humour, information, instruction, joke, learning, music, observations, painting, puzzle, religion, seeing, serendipity, surrealism, words
Tagged art, art college, art foundation course, arts, car number plate, colour, discovery, grassy knoll, history, joke, observations, painting, religion, serendipity, surrealism, transportation, Wassily Kandinsky, words, Yahweh, Zen
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Mail Art Postcard No. 4616…
But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s existential angst is centred around the sound of the possibly onomatopoeic word ‘marble’… >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right then… I’m still not quite on top form after my recent adventures; perhaps this morning I’ll keep it nice and … Continue reading
Posted in art, brain, composition, creation, dreaming, existentialism, humour, information, Mail Art, postcards, serendipity, surrealism, words
Tagged advertising, art, arts, attracting birds, clippings, collage, David Attenborough, dictionary word, discovery, existential angst, Gila monster, humour, joke, madness, Mail Art, mail art postcards, monitor lizard, onomatopoeic, serendipity, style, surrealism, What's On TV, words
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The Smart Trousered Philanthropist…
But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s heraldic term is ‘honour point’ – the upper middle part of a shield. Me, I had mine left blank – I don’t really see the point of ‘honour’, in fact I’m not really sure what … Continue reading
Posted in art, conversation, creation, drama, dreaming, heraldry, history, humour, surrealism, words
Tagged art, art gallery, arts, conversation, crap art, curator, dictionary word, fashion, history, joke, madness, nail clippings, philanthropist, plagairism, style, surrealism, unpaid utility bills, words
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Il Palazzo de’ Medici Dulltown…
But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s existential angst is centred around the sound of the word cloying. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It’s not in bad shape for a building of that period is it? See the lovely stone, those nice alternating pediments over the … Continue reading
Posted in architecture, brain, cool, design, Dulltown, history, Hull.UK., humour, information, religion, Royalty, seeing, style, surrealism
Tagged architecture, celebrities, discovery, existential angst, Florentine State, history, joke, King Edward IV, Lorenzo de' Medici, madness, observations, Palazzo, photography, Pope Sixtus IV, serendipity, style, surrealism, Wincolmlee, words
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Mail Art Postcard No. 4538…
But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s existential angst is centred around the sound of the word ‘spurious’. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, it’s another Dave Whatt mail art postcard, (these will be worth a fortune one day) a simple collage on fluorescent card using … Continue reading
Posted in advertising, art, design, drama, existentialism, Film, humour, information, Mail Art, postcards, serendipity, style, surrealism, sweating, TV, words
Tagged advertising, art, arts, blow all ballast, collage, colour, existential angst, eyes, film, Gene Hackman, Jack Russell terrier, joke, madness, Mail Art, mail art postcards, photography, postcard, serendipity, style, submarine film, surrealism, TV, words
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Mail Art Postcard No. 4598…
But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s existential angst is centred around the phrase globular cluster. (GC) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Whoa!… (I love that word) I suppose this could be classed as high treason – the crime of disloyalty to the crown. Gosh, can … Continue reading
Posted in art, brain, existentialism, humour, information, Mail Art, postcards, Royalty, science, serendipity, surrealism, words
Tagged advertising, art, arts, bright card, celebrities, collage, discovery, existential angst, frowning prince, Her Majesty the Queen, joke, madness, Mail Art, photography, Royal Family, serendipity, style, surrealism, TV, words
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A few titchy items…
But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s joke is the one about the prime minister’s hat, the donkey, the half-eaten pizza, and the white-faced clown. Oh, how we chuckled and guffawed in the back of the limousine!… >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Excuses for being late. … Continue reading
Posted in art, brain, conversation, creation, existentialism, food, Hull.UK., humour, information, joke, learning, music, observations, overheard, photography, smoking, surrealism, thinking, words
Tagged art, arts, beer, children, conversation, creativity, dictionary word, frown lines, getting stoned, joke, juggling, late, madness, misheard, music, observations, overheard, painting, paranoia, photography, Prime Minister, shouting, transportation, words, writing
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Hang on, just a minute, why are you singing like that?…
But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s joke is the one about all the pigs on the farm snorting and waving at the Prime Minister as he sweeps past in his car. How we chuckled as we leaned on the gate smoking … Continue reading
Posted in art, blues, Dulltown, Hull.UK., humour, information, music, observations, style, surrealism, war
Tagged accents. Prime Minister, art, arts, blues, history, joke, juke jopints, madness, music, observations, opera, Parchman Farm Mississippi, pigs, Rolling Stones, singing voices, style, surrealism, The Animals, words
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Some song lyrics misheard over the cafe hubbub…
But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s joke is the one about the Prime Minister and his pirate father’s treasure chest buried on a Caribbean tropical island. Oh, how we chortled under the stairs back at 10 Downing Street, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Oh, Gladstone, … Continue reading
Posted in art, brain, cafe, cool, existentialism, humour, information, joke, misheard, serendipity, sex, surrealism, words
Tagged art, arts, cafe song lyrics, David Cameron, dictionary word, Gladstone, joke, madness, misheard, music, poetry, serendipity, sex, style, surrealism, tax haven, tropical island, words
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Aunt Phoebe’s seaside snaps…
But first… Dulltown, Europe: Today’s random dictionary words are: selenographic, seewing, seladang, selictar, sempiternal and wulfenite. Please have these words looked up and placed in suitable sentences ready for Professor Mouldie first thing after breakfast tomorrow morning. The professor has … Continue reading
Posted in art, conversation, cool, dreaming, humour, information, money, seeing, style, words
Tagged art, arts, Aunt Phoebe, children, conversation, dictionary word, joke, London galleries, madness, photography, photos on the beach, Profdessor Mouldie, Professor Mouldie, seaside snaps, selictar, style, surrealism, words, wulfenite
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