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Just a few short items…

But first… Dulltown, UK/Europe: Today’s carefully selected colours are: verb violet, adverb azure, preposition pink, gerund green, pronoun purple, adjective aquamarine, and the funny mauve colour of the splashes under the fruit tree where the birds like to sit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> … Continue reading

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Oh those awful perps!…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s joke is the one about the live eels left in the Prime Minister’s bath after that wild party at No. 10. Oh, but how we still chuckled as we hid in cupboards and nursed our … Continue reading

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Hang on a minute, why are you talking like that?…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s ancient Egyptian deity, appearing as a naked woman with atef-crown or bull’s horns and riding a horse, is the goddess Astarte. Her associations are: War and Syrian. (Astarte) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Hello there!… Mugsy, isn’t it?’ ‘OH, … Continue reading

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Just hold this for me for a moment, would you?…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s carefully selected adjectives are: knick-knacky, ornithodelphian, resupine, dolabriform, snooty, and autophanous. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hm, a list of things that you might be embarrassed to be seen carrying around your town centre. (All items would be in … Continue reading

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Summer bug cheese dream…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s joke is the one about the Prime Minister’s coconut macaroon dropping into the printer – oh, how we chuckled and guffawed back upstairs in Technical Support. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, you see, I think it was what … Continue reading

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Ugg, Lugg, and the turnips…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s joke is the one about what happened to Her Majesty the Queen’s hat – oh, how we chortled down in the basement back at Buck House! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Ugg, I have seen you, you know!’ ‘Eh?…’ … Continue reading

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Some overheard and misheard snatches of cafe conversation…

But first… Dulltown, UK: Today’s very amusing joke is the one about the Prime Minister calling a general election. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘She had toffee heels?…’ ‘From Bridlington to roost, magnifique too much!’ ‘Diane Poost and the dandruff roots.’ ‘It’s really a … Continue reading

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